Muhammad humiliates Satan the genie by choking him with his bare hands
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, "Satan came
in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an
upper hand on him and I choked him. No doubt, I thought of tying him to
one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see
him. Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord!
Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.'
Then Allah made him (Satan) return with hishead down (humiliated)."
Water mixed with dead dogs and menstrual clothes still clean
Narrated
AbuSa'id al-Khudri: The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be
upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a
well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were
thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
Fever comes from the heat of Hell
The Prophet said, "Fever is from the heat of Hell, so abate fever with water."
Wicked wigs
Narrated Abdullah (bin Mus'ud):
Allah's Apostle has cursed the lady who uses false hair.
Divinely cooked and delivered pot of meat fixes Prophet's performance problems in bed
Waqidi
said: “The prophet of Allah used to say that I was among those who have
little strength for intercourse. Then Allah sent me a pot with cooked
meat. After I ate from it, I found strength any time I wanted to do the
work.”
Ibn Sa'd's Kitab Tabaqat Al-Kubra, Volume 8, Page 200
Comments: World renowned Chefs Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey have converted to Islam in hopes of Allah sending them the recipe.
One-shoe walks outlawed
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "None of you should walk, wearing
one shoe only; he should either put on both shoes or put on no shoes
whatsoever."
Sheep owners are humble while horse and camel owners are arrogant
Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The main source of disbelief is in the east. Pride and arrogance are characteristics of the owners of horses and camels, and those bedouins who are busy with their camels and pay no attention to Religion; while modesty and gentleness are the characteristics of the owners of sheep."
Let's get to know each other firs
"When the Prophet went to her he found her to be an old woman, so he divorced her."
al-Tabari vol.9 p.139
Say no to green jars and white jars
Narrated
Ash-Shaibani: I heard 'Abdullah bin Abi Aufa saying, "The Prophet
forbade the use of green jars." I said, "Shall we drink out of white
jars?" He said, "No."
Straighten prayer rows to avoid plastic surgery
Narrated An-Nu'man bin 'Bashir:The Prophet said, "Straighten your rows or Allah will alter your faces."
A drink that gives you wings
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said "If a house fly falls in the drink of
anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has
a disease and the other has the cure for the disease."
Holy ride on smelly donkey causes massive shoe fight and obvious Qur'an revelation
Narrated
Anas: It was said to the Prophet "Would that you see Abdullah bin
Ubai." So, the Prophet went to him, riding a donkey, and the Muslims
accompanied him, walking on salty barren land. When the Prophet reached
'Abdullah bin Ubai, the latter said, "Keep away from me! By Allah, the
bad smell of your donkey has harmed me." On that an Ansari man said (to
'Abdullah), "By Allah! The smell of the donkey of Allah's Apostle is
better than your smell." On that a man from 'Abdullah's tribe got angry
for 'Abdullah's sake, and the two men abused each other which caused the
friends of the two men to get angry, and the two groups started
fighting with sticks, shoes and hands. We were informed that the
following Divine Verse was revealed (in this concern):-- "And if two
groups of Believers fall to fighting then, make peace between them. (Qur'an 49:9)"
Sahih Bukhari 3:49:856 (duplicated in Sahih Muslim 19:4433)
Sinning with silverware
Narrated
Um Salama: (the wife of the Prophet) Allah's Apostle said, "He who
drinks in silver utensils is only filling his abdomen with Hell Fire."
Comment: If wearing gold or silver is acceptable in Islam, why should eating with silver or gold utensils be an issue?
Inanimate objects awaken from their slumber
Come back!!! Stone stole my clothes
Abu
Huraira reported that Moses was a modest person. He was never seen
naked and Banu Isra'iI said: (He was afraid to expose his private part)
because he had been suffering from scrotal hernia. He (one day) took
bath in water and placed his garments upon a stone. The stone began to
move on quickly. He followed that and struck it with the help of a stone
(saying): O stone, my garment; O stone, my garments, O stone.....
Sahih Muslim 30:5850, See also:Sahih Bukhari 4:55:616
A crying tree misses the Prophet's sermon
Narrated
Jabir bin 'Abdullah: The Prophet used to stand by a tree or a date-palm
on Friday. Then an Ansari woman or man said. "O Allah's Apostle! Shall
we make a pulpit for you?" He replied, "If you wish." So they made a
pulpit for him and when it was Friday, he proceeded towards the pulpit
(for delivering the sermon). The date-palm cried like a child! The
Prophet descended (the pulpit) and embraced it while it continued
moaning like a child being quieted. The Prophet said, "It was crying for
(missing) what it used to hear of religious knowledge given near to
it."
"La Ilaha Illa Allah," sadomasochistic food glorifies Allah while being eaten
Narrated
'Abdullah: We used to consider miracles as Allah's Blessings, but you
people consider them to be a warning. Once we were with Allah's Apostle
on a journey, and we ran short of water. He said, "Bring the water
remaining with you." The people brought a utensil containing a little
water. He placed his hand in it and said, "Come to the blessed water,
and the Blessing is from Allah." I saw the water flowing from among the
fingers of Allah's Apostle , and no doubt, we heard the meal glorifying Allah, when it was being eaten (by him).
Trees as informers
Narrated
‘Abdur-Rahman: "I asked Masruq, ‘Who informed the Prophet about the
Jinns at the night when they heard the Qur'an?’ He said, ‘Your father
‘Abdullah informed me that a tree informed the Prophet about them.’"
A saluting stone or a delusional Prophet?
Jabir
b. Samura reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying:
I recognise the stone in Mecca which used to pay me salutations before
my advent as a Prophet and I recognise that even now.
Hellfire complains to Allah
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The (Hell) Fire complained to its
Lord saying, 'O my Lord! My different parts eat up each other.' So, He
allowed it to take two breaths, one in the winter and the other in
summer, and this is the reason for the severe heat and the bitter cold
you find (in weather)."
Prophet shows how to profit
Narrated
'Abdullah bin 'Umar: A man mentioned to the Prophet that he had always
been cheated in bargains. The Prophet said, "Whenever you do bargain,
say, 'No cheating.'"
Abdomen contradicts Allah
Narrated
Abu Said: A man came to the prophet and said, 'My brother has got loose
motions. The Prophet said, Let him drink honey." The man again (came)
and said, 'I made him drink (honey) but that made him worse.' The
Prophet said, 'Allah has said the Truth, and the abdomen of your brother
has told a lie."
One sneeze, two sneeze, three sneeze, four
Malik
related to me from Abdullah ibn Abi Bakr from his father that the
Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "If a
man sneezes, invoke a blessing on him. Then if he sneezes, invoke a
blessing on him. Then if he sneezes, invoke a blessing on him. Then if
he sneezes, say, 'You have a cold'." Abdullah ibn Abi Bakr said, "I
don't know whether it was after the third or fourth."
Allah likes sneezing but hates yawning
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes
yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is
obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say: May Allah be merciful
to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah). But as regards yawning, it is from satan, so
one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, satan
will laugh at him."
Allah, rain there, not here!
Summary:
People's livestock were dying because of lack of water. On request,
Muhammad prayed to Allah who instantly brought so much rain that that
caused livestock to die due to excess of water. Then Muhammad told Allah to rain around them, not on them and the rain stopped.
Narrated
Sharik: Anas bin Malik said, "A person entered the Mosque on a Friday
through the gate facing the Daril-Qada' and Allah's Apostle was standing
delivering the Khutba (sermon). The man stood in front of Allah's
Apostle and said, 'O Allah's Apostle, livestock are dying and the roads
are cut off; please pray to Allah for rain.' So Allah's Apostle
(p.b.u.h) raised both his hands and said, 'O Allah! Bless us with rain. O
Allah! Bless us with rain. O Allah! Bless us with rain!" Anas added,
"By Allah, there were no clouds in the sky and there was no house or
building between us and the mountain of Silas'. Then a big cloud like a
shield appeared from behind it (i.e. Silas Mountain) and when it came in
the middle of the sky, it spread and then rained. By Allah! We could
not see the sun for a week. The next Friday, a person entered through
the same gate and Allah's Apostle was delivering the Friday Khutba and
the man stood in front of him and said, 'O Allah's Apostle! The
livestock are dying and the roads are cut off; Please pray to Allah to
withhold rain.' " Anas added, "Allah's Apostle raised both his hands and
said, 'O Allah! Round about us and not on us. O Allah!' On the
plateaus, on the mountains, on the hills, in the valleys and on the
places where trees grow.' " Anas added, "The rain stopped and we came
out, walking in the sun." Sharik asked Anas whether it was the same
person who had asked for rain the previous Friday. Anas replied that he
did not know.
Fight polytheists by trimming moustache
Ibn
Umar said: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be opon him) said: Act
against the polytheists, trim closely the moustache and grow beard.
Sahih Muslim 2:500, See also: Sahih Muslim 2:501
Allah loves sneezes (aacchoo!)
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Allah loves sneezing but dislikes
yawning; so if anyone of you sneezes and then praises Allah, every
Muslim who hears him (praising Allah) has to say Tashmit to him. But as
regards yawning, it is from Satan, so if one of you yawns, he should try
his best to stop it, for when anyone of you yawns, Satan laughs at
him."
3x Assalaamu ‘alaykum, may I enter?
(Abu ‘Eesa said: a saheeh hasan hadeeth, 2614) Abu Sa’eed said: Abu Moosa sought permission to enter upon ‘Umar. He said,
Assalaamu ‘alaykum, may I enter? ‘Umar said, That was once, then he kept silent for a while. Abu Moosa again said,
Assalaamu ‘alaykum, may I enter? ‘Umar said, That was twice, then he kept silent for a while. Abu Moosa again said,
Assalaamu
‘alaykum, may I enter? ‘Umar said, That was three times. Then Abu Moosa
went away. ‘Umar asked the doorkeeper, What happened? The doorkeeper
said, He went away. ‘Umar said, bring him back. When he came back, ‘Umar
said, What is this that you have done? Abu Moosa said, It is the
Sunnah. ‘Umar said: is it? Then he said, I did not know this…
[edit]Interpretation of dreams
Narrated
Abu Said Al-Khudri: Allah's Apostle said, "While I was sleeping I saw
(in a dream) some people wearing shirts of which some were reaching up
to the breasts only while others were even shorter than that. Umar bin
Al-Khattab was shown wearing a shirt that he was dragging." The people
asked, "How did you interpret it? (What is its interpretation) O Allah's
Apostle?" He (the Prophet ) replied, "It is the Religion."
[edit]Allah takes away Prophet's knowledge
Narrated
'Abdullah: The Prophet said, "Abusing a Muslim is Fusuq (an evil doing)
and killing him is Kufr (disbelief)." Narrated 'Ubada bin As-Samit:
"Allah's Apostle went out to inform the people about the (date of the)
night of decree (Al-Qadr) but there happened a quarrel between two
Muslim men. The Prophet said, "I came out to inform you about (the date
of) the night of Al-Qadr, but as so and so and so and so quarrelled, its knowledge was taken away (I
forgot it) and maybe it was better for you. Now look for it in the 7th,
the 9th and the 5th (of the last 10 nights of the month of Ramadan)."
Pus better than poetry
Abu
Sa`id Khudri reported: We were going with Allah's Messenger (may peace
be upon him). As we reached the place (known as) Arj there met (us) a
poet who had been reciting poetry. Thereupon Allah's Messenger (may
peace be upon him) said: Catch the satan or detain the satan, for
filling the belly of a man with pus is better than stuffing his brain
with poetry.
Spit on the left for protection against bad dreams
Narrated
Abu Qatada: The Prophet said, "A good dream that comes true is from
Allah, and a bad dream is from Satan, so if anyone of you sees a bad
dream, he should seek refuge with Allah from Satan and should spit on
the left, for the bad dream will not harm him."
Genetics 101
Narrated
Abu Huraira: "A bedouin came to Allah's Apostle and said, "My wife has
delivered a black child." The Prophet said to him, "Have you camels?" He
replied, "Yes." The Prophet said, "What color are they?" He replied,
"They are red." The Prophet further asked, "Are any of them gray in
color?" He replied, "Yes." The Prophet asked him, "Whence did that
grayness come?" He said, "I think it descended from the camel's
ancestors." Then the Prophet said (to him), "Therefore, this child of
yours has most probably inherited the color from his ancestors."
Death be upon you, too
Narrated
'Abdullah bin 'Umar: Allah's Apostle said, "When the Jews greet you,
they usually say, 'As-Samu 'alaikum (Death be on you),' so you should
say (in reply to them), 'Wa'alaikum (And on you)."
Prophetic buttocks
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established
till the buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daus move while going
round Dhi-al-Khalasa." Dhi-al-Khalasa was the idol of the Daus tribe
which they used to worship in the Pre Islamic Period of ignorance.
Stating the obvious
Narrated
AbuSa'id al-Khudri: I heard the Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) as
saying: The best places to sit are those which provide most room.
The almighty wind
Narrated
Anas: Whenever a strong wind blew, anxiety appeared on the face of the
Prophet (fearing that wind might be a sign of Allah's wrath).
Could someone please lick my hands? Thank you
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: The Prophet said, 'When you eat, do not wipe your hands till you have licked it, or had it licked by somebody else."
The art of dealing with a fart
Narrated
Ali ibn Talq: The Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) said: When any
of you breaks wind during the prayer, he should turn away and perform
ablution and repeat the prayer.
Narrated
'Abbas bin Tamim: My uncle asked Allah's Apostle about a person who
imagined to have passed wind during the prayer. Allah' Apostle replied:
"He should not leave his prayers unless he hears sound or smells
something."
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Allah does not accept prayer of anyone
of you if he does Hadath (passes wind) till he performs the ablution
(anew)."
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Zam'a: The Prophet forbade laughing at a person who passes wind.
And Allah taught Adam all the names as follows: He taught him the name of everything, down to fart and little fart.
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Hey Muhammad, need a beer?
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle was presented a bowl of milk and a bowl of
wine on the night he was taken on a journey (Al-Mi'raj).
Allah curses tatooed women
Narrated
Ibn Mas'ud: Allah has cursed those women who practise tattooing or get
it done for themselves, and those who remove hair from their faces, and
those who create spaces between their teeth artificially to look
beautiful, such ladies as change the features created by Allah. Why then
shall I not curse those whom Allah's Apostle has cursed and who are
cursed in Allah's Book too?
Angel Gabriel said hello
Narrated
'Aisha: that the Prophet said to her, "Gabriel sends Salam (greetings)
to you." She replied, "Wa 'alaihi-s-Salam Wa Rahmatu-l-lah." (Peace and
Allah's Mercy be on him).
Note: Did he use voicemail or SMS?
Dye your hair because Jews and Christians don't
Narrated Abu Huraira : The Prophet said, "Jews and Christians do not dye their hair so you should do the opposite of what they do.
Comment: What if they use soap and brush their teeth?
Izar dragging causes endless descent
Narrated
'Abdullah bin 'Umar: Allah's Apostle said, "While a man was dragging
his Izar on the ground (behind him), suddenly Allah made him sink into
the earth and he will go on sinking into it till the Day of
Resurrection."
Greeting order
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The young should greet the old, the
passer by should greet the sitting one, and the small group of persons
should greet the large group of persons. "
Comment: Who says hello first if a small group of elders meets a larger group of younger people?
Well hello, hello, hello
Narrated
Anas: Whenever Allah's Apostle greeted somebody, he used to greet him
three times, and if he spoke a sentence, he used to repeat it thrice.
Poke the Peeping Tom
Narrated
Anas: A man peeped into one of the dwelling places of the Prophet. The
Prophet got up and aimed a sharp-edged arrow head (or wooden stick) at
him to poke him stealthily.
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Abul Qasim said, "If any person peeps at you without your
permission and you poke him with a stick and injure his eye, you will
not be blamed."
p7S.22 The Prophet (Allah bless him and give him peace) said:
(1)
"Were a man to look at you without permission and you threw a rock at
him and knocked out his eye, you would not have committed any offense. "
(2) "Whoever peeps into a house without its people's leave, they may put out his eye."
Reliance of the Traveller: A Classic Manual of Islamic Sacred Law
Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri, Edited and Translated by Nuh Ha Mim Keller
Allah prefers odd numbers
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah has ninety-nine Names, i.e., one hundred minus one,
and whoever believes in their meanings and acts accordingly, will enter
Paradise; and Allah is Witr (one) and loves 'the Witr' (i.e., odd numbers).
Overweight omen
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's
Apostle said, "On the Day of Resurrection, a huge fat man will come who
will not weigh, the weight of the wing of a mosquito in Allah's Sight."
and then the Prophet added, 'We shall not give them any weight on the
Day of Resurrection'
Searching for the meaning in life... and 3 stones
Narrated Abdullah:
The
Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring
three stones. I found two stones and searched for the third but could
not find it. So I took a dried piece of dung and brought it to him. He
took the two stones and threw away the dung and said, "This is a filthy
thing."
Travel under giant tree for 1 hour by horse, or 10 minutes on a Corvette
Narrated Sahl bin Sa'd:
Allah's
Apostle said, "In Paradise there is a tree so big that in its shade a
rider may travel for one hundred years without being able to cross it."
Economical dry-cleaning in tough times
Yahya
related to me from Malik from Muhammad ibn Umara from Muhammad ibn
Ibrahim that the mother of the son of Ibrahim ibn Abd ar-Rahman ibn Awf
questioned Umm Salama, the wife of the Prophet, may Allah bless him and
grant him peace, and said, "I am a woman who wears a long skirt and(sometimes) I walk in dirty places." Umm Salama replied, "The Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, 'What follows (i.e. clean places) purifies it.' "
Annoying in-laws, a universal phenomena
Narrated 'Uqba bin 'Amir:
Allah's
Apostle said, "Beware of entering upon the ladies." A man from the
Ansar said, "Allah's Apostle! What about Al-Hamu the in-laws of the wife
(the brothers of her husband or his nephews etc.)?" The Prophet replied: The in-laws of the wife are death itself.
Genies like bones and animal dung
Narrated Abu Huraira:
That
once he was in the, company of the Prophet carrying a water pot for his
ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him
carrying it(i.e. the pot), the Prophet said, "Who is this?" He said, "I
am Abu Huraira." The Prophet said, "Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung." Abu
Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in
the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away.
When he finished, I walked with him and asked, "What about the bone and the animal dung?" He said, "They
are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of)
Nasibin came to me--and how nice those Jinns were--and asked me for the
remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them."
Incantations while having sex
Narrated
Ibn 'Abbas: The Prophet said, "If anyone of you, when having sexual
relation with his wife, say:'In the name of Allah. O Allah! Protect us
from Satan and prevent Satan from approaching our offspring you are
going to give us,' and if he begets a child (as a result of that
relation) Satan will not harm it."
Cover all your bases
Narrated 'Amr bin Salama:
We
were at a place which was a thoroughfare for the people, and the
caravans used to pass by us and we would ask them, "What is wrong with
the people? What is wrong with the people? Who is that man?. They would
say, "That man claims that Allah has sent him (as an Apostle), that he
has been divinely inspired, that Allah has revealed to him
such-and-such." I used to memorize that (Divine) Talk, and feel as if it
was inculcated in my chest (i.e. mind) And the 'Arabs (other than
Quraish) delayed their conversion to Islam till the Conquest (of Mecca).
They
used to say." "Leave him (i.e. Muhammad) and his people Quraish: if he
overpowers them then he is a true Prophet. So, when Mecca was conquered,
then every tribe rushed to embrace Islam, and my father hurried to
embrace Islam before (the other members of) my tribe. When my father
returned (from the Prophet) to his tribe, he said, "By Allah, I have
come to you from the Prophet for sure!" The Prophet afterwards said to
them, 'Offer such-and-such prayer at such-and-such time, and when the
time for the prayer becomes due, then one of you should pronounce the
Adhan (for the prayer), and let the one amongst you who knows Qur'an
most should, lead the prayer."
So they looked for such a person and
found none who knew more Qur'an than I because of the Quranic material
which I used to learn from the caravans. They
therefore made me their Imam ((to lead the prayer) and at that time I
was a boy of six or seven years, wearing a Burda (i.e. a black square
garment) proved to be very short for me (and my body became partly
naked). A lady from the tribe said, "Won't you cover the anus of your
reciter for us?" So they
bought (a piece of cloth) and made a shirt for me. I had never been so
happy with anything before as I was with that shirt.
Narrated Sahl bin Sad
The
people used to offer the prayer with the Prophet with their
waist-sheets tied round their necks because of the shortness of the
sheets and the women were ordered not to lift their heads till the men
had sat straight.
Devils on a leash
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "When the month of Ramadan comes,
the gates of Paradise are opened and the gates of the (Hell) Fire are
closed, and the devils are chained."
Allah's advice to his prophets
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "Once while a prophet amongst the
prophets was taking a rest underneath a tree, an ant bit him. He,
therefore, ordered that his luggage be taken away from underneath that
tree and then ordered that the dwelling place of the ants should be set
on fire. Allah sent him a revelation:-- "Wouldn't it have been sufficient to burn a single ant?"
Prostitutes can stay out of Hell by helping a thirsty dog
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "A prostitute was forgiven by Allah,
because, passing by a panting dog near a well and seeing that the dog
was about to die of thirst, she took off her shoe, and tying it with her
head-cover she drew out some water for it. So, Allah forgave her
because of that."
Bodyguard job: Females need not apply
Narrated
Abu Musa: Thy Prophet (p.b.u.h) said, "A time will come upon the people
when a person will wander about with gold as Zakat and will not find
anybody to accept it, and one man will be seen followed by forty women to be their guardian because of scarcity of men and great number of women".
Looking at genitals or talking during intercourse may cause disabilities for child
Narrated
by Abi Hurairah that the prophet PBUH said: If one of you got engaged
in intercourse, they shouldn't look at the genital for that inherits
blindness, and not talk too much for that inherits aphonia (lack of the ability to talk).
Hadith translated by FFI forum member
Say "Allah willing" during intercourse to give birth to Islamic militants
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "Once Solomon, son of David said,
'(By Allah) Tonight I will have sexual intercourse with one hundred (or
ninety-nine) women each of whom will give birth to a knight who will
fight in Allah's Cause.' On that a (i.e. if Allah wills) but he did not
say, Allah willing.' Therefore only one of those women conceived and
gave birth to a half-man. By Him in Whose Hands Muhammad's life is,
if he had said, "Allah willing', (he would have begotten sons) all of
whom would have been knights striving in Allah's Cause."
Dirty teeth can invalidate a fast
Swallowing bits of food that may be left between the teeth is regarded as eating, so it invalidates
the fast...
Ibn Qudaamah (may Allaah have mercy on him) said in al-Mughni, 3/260:
If a person has food between his teeth, one of the following two scenarios must apply:
1
– It is a small amount that he cannot spit out, so he swallows it. This
does not invalidate his fast, because it cannot be avoided. It is like
saliva. Ibn al-Mundhir said: The scholars are unanimously agreed on that.
2
– It is a large amount and he can spit it out. If he spits it out there
is no sin on him, but if he swallows it deliberately, his fast is
invalidated according to the majority of scholars, because he has
swallowed food that he could have spat out willingly when he is mindful
of his fast. So this breaks the fast just as if he deliberately started
eating. End quote.
"This Muhammad of yours is a dwarf and fat"
Narrated AbuBarzah:
AbdusSalam
ibn AbuHazim AbuTalut said: I saw AbuBarzah who came to visit
Ubaydullah ibn Ziyad. Then a man named Muslim who was there in the
company mentioned it to me.
When Ubaydullah saw him, he said: This Muhammad of yours is a dwarf and fat. The old man (i.e. AbuBarzah) understood it.
So
he said: I did not think that I should remain among people who would
make me feel ashamed of the company of Muhammad (peace be upon him).
Thereupon
Ubaydullah said: The company of Muhammad (peace be upon him) is a
honour for you, not a disgrace. He added: I called for you to ask about
the reservoir. Did you hear the Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him)
mentioning anything about it? AbuBarzah said: Yes, not once, twice,
thrice, four times or five times. If anyone believes it, may Allah not
supply him with water from it. He then went away angrily.
The
fact that the old man AbuBarzah 'understood it' implies that
Ubaydullah's description of Muhammad as a fat dwarf was accurate.
Watermelons and cucumbers
"If
a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a leather
skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the same as what we
have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is halaal in
the same circumstances given before, such as being on a journey]. In
fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand".
"If a woman
does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, then some of our
scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to take an akranbij, which
is a piece of leather worked until it becomes shaped like a penis, and
insert it in herself. She may also use a cucumber".
Bada'i al-Fuwa'id of Ibn Qayyim (Islamic scholar), page 129
A Muslim Shia website notes:
"Maybe this is another reason why 'Umar the Khalifa never went on
jihad: somebody had to stay behind and organize the cucumber
distribution."
Companions of Muhammad masturbated during Jihad
"If
a man is torn between continued desire or releasing it, and if this man
does not have a wife or he has a slave-girl but he does not marry, then
if a man is overwhelmed by desire, and he fears that he will suffer
because of this (someone like a prisoner, or a traveller, or a pauper),
then it is permissible for him to masturbate, and Ahmad (ibn Hanbal) is
explicit on this. Furthermore, it is narrated that the Companions of the Prophet (s) used to masturbate while they were on military expeditions or travelling".
Bada'i al-Fuwa'id of Ibn Qayyim (Islamic scholar), page 129
Don't flash Allah
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The
Prophet had forbidden: (A) the Mulamasa and Munabadha (bargains), (B)
the offering of two prayers, one after the morning compulsory prayer
till the sun rises, and the others, after the 'Asr prayer till the sun
sets (C) He also forbade
that one should sit wearing one garment, nothing of which covers his
private parts (D) and prevent them from exposure to the sky; (E) he also forbade Ishtimal-as-Samma'.
Doodling is a sin!
The scholars of the Standing Committee for Issuing Fatwas said:
Whatever
is images of animate beings such as insects and other living beings is
not permissible, even if it is drawn on a blackboard or on paper, and
even if the purpose of it is to help in teaching, because it is not
essential and because of the general meaning of the evidence concerning
that. (Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah, 1/685)
What
is prohibited is making images of animate beings, whether that is
engraving or painting on walls or fabric or paper or woven cloth, and
whether it is done with a feather or a pen or other equipment, whether
the thing is drawn as it is or whether some imaginary element is
introduced, so it is made smaller or larger or more beautiful or more
ugly, or it is drawn as a stick figure. (Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah, 1/696)
Shaykh Muhammad ibn Ibraaheem (may Allah have mercy on him) said:
One
of the most serious of evils is making images of animate beings and
keeping them and using them. There is no difference between that which
is three dimensional and that which is on paper, whether it is produced
by machines or otherwise. This meaning was mentioned by al-Nawawi in
Sharh Saheeh Muslim, and he mentioned that it is the view of the four
imams. The hadeeths which emphatically warned against that are well
known. (Fataawa Rasaa’il Muhammad ibn Ibraaheem, 13/173)
Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen said:
Making
images of animate beings, whether they are human or otherwise, is
undoubtedly haraam and is a major sin, because it is proven that the one
who does that is cursed by the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace
of Allah be upon him). This is clear, whether they are three-dimensional
or drawn by hand.(Majmoo’ Fataawa wa Rasaa’il Ibn ‘Uthaymeen 2/288)
Animals and living things
Muttaqi (God-fearing) monkeys
See a video of a cleric talking about this event here.
Narrated
'Amr bin Maimun: During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a
she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it,
because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it
along with them.
According
to `Amr b. Maymûn : I was in Yemen. Amongst the female goats of my
people, I saw that at a heightened place, a male monkey brought along a
female monkey and slept while keeping her hand beneath his head. During
this time, a young monkey came and signaled the female monkey. She
softly removed her hand from beneath the male monkey's head and went
with the young monkey. She fornicated with him and I was watching it.
After that, the female monkey returned and was softly trying to put her
hand back under the male monkey's head that he woke up bewildered and
smelled her and then screamed.
All the monkeys gathered thereafter. He would point towards her and scream constantly (i.e. she has committed adultery). At last the other monkeys went towards the right left and brought along that young monkey whom I recognized. They dug a hole for this young monkey and the female one and stoned them to death. So I saw monkeys stoning to death too besides the human race.
All the monkeys gathered thereafter. He would point towards her and scream constantly (i.e. she has committed adultery). At last the other monkeys went towards the right left and brought along that young monkey whom I recognized. They dug a hole for this young monkey and the female one and stoned them to death. So I saw monkeys stoning to death too besides the human race.
Taiseer-ul-Baari, volume 2, Page 626
This is consistent with the Qur'an in its claim that Jews (who at one time practiced stoning) were turned into apes:
"And
you know well the story of those among you who broke Sabbath. We said
to them: "Be apes—despised and hated by all. Thus We made their end a
warning to the people of their time and succeeding generation, and an
admonition for God-fearing people."
Unpaid debt to turn into talking snake on Judgement Day
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "On the Day of Resurrection the Kanz
(Treasure or wealth of which, Zakat has not been paid) of anyone of you
will appear in the shape of a huge bald-headed poisonous male snake and
its owner will run away from it, but it will follow him and say, 'I am
your Kanz.'" The Prophet added, "By Allah, that snake will keep on
following him until he stretches out his hand and let the snake swallow
it." Allah's Apostle added, "If
the owner of camels does not pay their Zakat, then, on the Day of
Resurrection those camels will come to him and will strike his face with
their hooves."
Monkeys and pigs are humans who once played music
Narrated
Abu 'Amir or Abu Malik Al-Ash'ari: that he heard the Prophet saying,
"From among my followers there will be some people who will consider
illegal sexual intercourse, the wearing of silk, the drinking of
alcoholic drinks and the use of musical instruments, as lawful. And
there will be some people who will stay near the side of a mountain and
in the evening their shepherd will come to them with their sheep and ask
them for something, but they will say to him, 'Return to us tomorrow.'
Allah will destroy them during the night and will let the mountain fall
on them, and He will transform the rest of them into monkeys and pigs
and they will remain so till the Day of Resurrection."
Zoophilia pardonable but not homosexuality
Abu Dawud 38:4448 prescribes
the death sentence for an unmarried man who commits sodomy but there is
no prescribed punishment for having sex with an animal:
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.
Sheeps prefer female babies
Narrated
Umm Kurz: I heard the Prophet (may peace be upon him) say: Let the
birds stay in their roosts. She said: I also heard him say: Two sheep
are to be sacrificed for a boy and one for a girl, but it does you no
harm whether they are male or female.
Have flu? Try fresh camel urine
The
climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet ordered them
to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine
(as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and
drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy.
Women can woof too
Narrated
'Aisha: The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me.
They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they
pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e.
women) dogs... "
Goat ate my Qur'an
'Aisha:
"The verse of the stoning and of suckling an adult ten times were
revealed, and they were (written) on a paper and kept under my bed. When
the messenger of Allah expired and we were preoccupied with his death, a
goat entered and ate away the paper."
Musnad
Ahmad bin Hanbal. vol. 6, p. 269; Sunan Ibn Majah, p. 626; Ibn Qutbah,
Tawil Mukhtalafi 'l-Hadith (Cairo: Maktaba al-Kulliyat al-Azhariyya.
1966) p. 310; As-Suyuti, ad-Durru 'l-Manthur, vol. 2, p. 13
Holy cocks and devil donkeys
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "When you hear the crowing of cocks, ask
for Allah's Blessings for (their crowing indicates that) they have seen
an angel. And when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek Refuge with
Allah from satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a
satan."
The speaking cow
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Once Allah's Apostle; offered the morning prayer and then
faced the people and said, "While a man was driving a cow, he suddenly
rode over it and beat it. The cow said, "We have not been created for
this, but we have been created for sloughing." On that the people said
astonishingly, "Glorified be Allah! A cow speaks!" The Prophet said, "I
believe this, and Abu Bakr and 'Umar too, believe it, although neither
of them was present there. While a person was amongst his sheep, a wolf
attacked and took one of the sheep. The man chased the wolf till he
saved it from the wolf, where upon the wolf said, 'You have saved it
from me; but who will guard it on the day of the wild beasts when there
will be no shepherd to guard them except me (because of riots and
afflictions)? ' " The people said surprisingly, "Glorified be Allah! A
wolf speaks!" The Prophet said, "But I believe this, and Abu Bakr and
'Umar too, believe this, although neither of them was present there."
More horse dung and urine equals more heavenly rewards
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "If somebody keeps a horse in Allah's
Cause motivated by his faith in Allah and his belief in His Promise,
then he will be rewarded on the Day of Resurrection for what the horse
has eaten or drunk and for its dung and urine."
Lost camels can be returned to their owners but not sheep
Narrated Zaid bin Khalid Al-Juhani
A
man asked the Prophet about the picking up of a "Luqata" (fallen lost
thing). The Prophet replied, "Recognize and remember its tying material
and its container, and make public announcement (about it) for one year,
then utilize it but give it to its owner if he comes." Then the person
asked about the lost camel. On that, the Prophet got angry and his
cheeks or his Face became red and he said, "You have no concern with it
as it has its water container, and its feet and it will reach water, and
eat (the leaves) of trees till its owner finds it." The
man then asked about the lost sheep. The Prophet replied, "It is either
for you, for your brother (another person) or for the wolf."
A house may be set on fire by a mouse
This
hadith has been reported on the authority of Jabir through another
chain of transmitters but with a slight variation of words:” The mouse may set the house on fire over its inhabitants.”
Yahya
related to me from Malik from Abu’z-Zubayr al-Makki from Jabir ibn
Abdullah that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him
peace, said, “Lock the door, tie the waterskin, turn the vessel over or
cover it, and put out the lamp. Shaytan does not open a locked door or
untie a tied knot, or uncover a vessel. A mouse may set fire to people’s houses about them.”
Israelites turned into rats
The
Prophet said, "A group of Israelites were lost. Nobody knows what they
did. But I do not see them except that they were cursed and changed into
rats, for if you put the milk of a she-camel in front of a rat, it will
not drink it, but if the milk of a sheep is put in front of it, it will
drink it." I told this to Ka'b who asked me, "Did you hear it from the
Prophet ?" I said, "Yes." Ka'b asked me the same question several
times.; I said to Ka'b. "Do I read the Torah? (i.e. I tell you this from
the Prophet.)"
Race relations, the Islamic way
Narrated
Anas: The Prophet said, "Listen and obey (your chief) even if an
Ethiopian whose head is like a raisin were made your chief."
In a dream, Satan cannot imitate the Prophet
Narrated
Anas: The Prophet said, "Whoever has seen me in a dream, then no doubt,
he has seen me, for Satan cannot imitate my shape.
Sahih Bukhari 9:87:123, See also Sahih Bukhari 9:87:124, Sahih Bukhari 9:87:125, and Sahih Bukhari 9:87:126
Don't be late, the angels are watching
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "On every Friday the angels take heir
stand at every gate of the mosques to write the names of the people
chronologically (i.e. according to the time of their arrival for the
Friday prayer and when the Imam sits (on the pulpit) they fold up their
scrolls and get ready to listen to the sermon."
Allah wants to see you...naked
Narrated Ibn Abbas: The Prophet said, "You will meet Allah barefooted, naked, walking on feet, and uncircumcised."
Sahih Bukhari 8:76:531, See also Sahih Bukhari 8:76:532, Sahih Bukhari 8:76:533, and Sahih Bukhari 8:76:533
People are just like camels
Narrated
'Abdullah bin 'Umar: I heard Allah's Apostle saying, "People are just
like camels, out of one hundred, one can hardly find a single camel
suitable to ride."
Flag fixed behind the buttocks
It is narrated on the authority of Abu Sa'id that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: On the Day of Judgment there will be a flag fixed behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.
Satanic influences
Satan ties three knots at back of our head while we sleep
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "During your sleep, Satan knots
three knots at the back of the head of each of you, and he breathes the
following words at each knot, 'The night is, long, so keep on sleeping,'
If that person wakes up and celebrates the praises of Allah, then one
knot is undone, and when he performs ablution the second knot is undone,
and when he prays, all the knots are undone, and he gets up in the
morning lively and gay, otherwise he gets up dull and gloomy. "
Satan urinated in my ears
Narrated
'Abdullah : A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he
was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up
for the prayer. The Prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears."
Devil sleeps in our what?
Abu
Huraira reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) said.
When any one of you awakes up from sleep and performs ablution, he must
clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the
interior of his nose.
Satan tries to interrupt Muhammad
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet offered a prayer, and (after finishing) he
said, "Satan came in front of me trying persistently to divert my
attention from the prayer, but Allah gave me the strength to over-power
him."
Satan gets unlimited hospital passes
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "When any human being is born. Satan
touches him at both sides of the body with his two fingers, except
Jesus, the son of Mary, whom Satan tried to touch but failed, for he
touched the placenta-cover instead."
Satan LOL's at yawning
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of
you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if
anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will
laugh at him."
Man talks to Satan for 3 nights and Satan steals his food
Narrated Abu Huraira
Allah's
Apostle deputed me to keep Sadaqat (al-Fitr) of Ramadan. A comer came
and started taking handfuls of the foodstuff (of the Sadaqa)
(stealthily). I took hold of him and said, "By Allah, I will take you to
Allah's Apostle ." He said, "I am needy and have many dependents, and I
am in great need." I released him, and in the morning Allah's Apostle
asked me, "What did your prisoner do yesterday?" I said, "O Allah's
Apostle! The person complained of being needy and of having many
dependents, so, I pitied him and let him go." Allah's Apostle said,
"Indeed, he told you a lie and he will be coming again." I believed that
he would show up again as Allah's Apostle had told me that he would
return. So, I waited for him watchfully. When he (showed up and) started
stealing handfuls of foodstuff, I caught hold of him again and said, "I
will definitely take you to Allah's Apostle. He said, "Leave me, for I
am very needy and have many dependents. I promise I will not come back
again." I pitied him and let him go.
In the morning Allah's Apostle
asked me, "What did your prisoner do." I replied, "O Allah's Apostle! He
complained of his great need and of too many dependents, so I took pity
on him and set him free." Allah's Apostle said, "Verily, he told you a
lie and he will return." I waited for him attentively for the third
time, and when he (came and) started stealing handfuls of the foodstuff,
I caught hold of him and said, "I will surely take you to Allah's
Apostle as it is the third time you promise not to return, yet you break
your promise and come." He said, "(Forgive me and) I will teach you
some words with which Allah will benefit you." I asked, "What are they?"
He replied, "Whenever you go to bed, recite "Ayat-al-Kursi"-- 'Allahu
la ilaha illa huwa-l-Haiy-ul Qaiyum' till you finish the whole verse.
(If you do so), Allah will appoint a guard for you who will stay with
you and no satan will come near you till morning. " So, I released him.
In the morning, Allah's Apostle asked, "What did your prisoner do
yesterday?" I replied, "He claimed that he would teach me some words by
which Allah will benefit me, so I let him go." Allah's Apostle asked,
"What are they?" I replied, "He said to me, 'Whenever you go to bed,
recite Ayat-al-Kursi from the beginning to the end ---- Allahu la ilaha
illa huwa-lHaiy-ul-Qaiyum----.' He further said to me, '(If you do so), Allah will appoint a guard for you who
will stay with you, and no satan will come near you till morning.' (Abu
Huraira or another sub-narrator) added that they (the companions) were
very keen to do good deeds. The Prophet said, "He really spoke the
truth, although he is an absolute liar. Do you know whom you were
talking to, these three nights, O Abu Huraira?" Abu Huraira said, "No."
He said, "It was Satan."
Satan farts to the sound of the Adhan
Narrated
Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan
takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order
not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and
again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its
completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the
person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember
things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that
causes him to forget how much he has prayed."
Babies cry at birth because Satan touches them
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “When any human being is born. Satan touches him at both sides of the body with his two fingers, except Jesus, the son of Mary, whom Satan tried to touch but failed, for he touched the placenta-cover instead.”
Narrated
Said bin Al-Musaiyab: Abu Huraira said, “I heard Allah’s Apostle
saying, ‘There is none born among the off-spring of Adam, but Satan
touches it. A child therefore, cries loudly at the time of birth because of the touch of Satan,
except Mary and her child.” Then Abu Huraira recited: “And I seek
refuge with You for her and for her offspring from the outcast Satan.”
(3.36)
Call of nature related to offensive and wicked things
Narrated
Anas: Whenever the Prophet went to answer the call of nature, he used
to say, "Allah-umma inni a'udhu bika minal khubuthi wal khaba'ith i.e. O
Allah, I seek Refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things
(evil deeds and evil spirits)."
Islamic Heaven: "appetizing vaginas" and "ever-erect" penises
Abu
Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits
into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and
seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them
will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.' "
Sunan Ibn Maja, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 39
"Each
time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of
the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that
you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this
world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each
chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the
women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."
Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
Allah punishes Muhammad for Safiyah's capture by making him fall off a camel
Safiyah bint Huyay was a woman that Muhammad captured and married, after killing her husband.
Narrated Anas bin Malik: We
were in the company of the Prophet while returning from 'Usfan, and
Allah's Apostle was riding his she−camel keeping Safiya bint Huyay
riding behind him. His she−camel slipped and both of them fell down. Abu
Talha jumped from his camel and said, "O Allah's Apostle! May Allah
sacrifice me for you." The Prophet said, "Take care of the lady." So,
Abu Talha covered his face with a garment and went to Safiya and covered
her with it, and then he set right the condition of their shecamel so
that both of them rode, and we were encircling Allah's Apostle like a
cover. When we approached Medina, the Prophet said, "We are returning
with repentance and worshipping and praising our Lord." He kept on
saying this till he entered Medina.
Tortured in the grave for peeing on himself
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: Once the Prophet, while passing through one of the grave-yards of Medina or Mecca heard the voices of two persons who were being tortured in their graves.
The Prophet said, "These two persons are being tortured not for a major
sin (to avoid)." The Prophet then added, "Yes! (they are being tortured
for a major sin). Indeed, one of them never saved himself from being soiled with his urine while
the other used to go about with calumnies (to make enmity between
friends). The Prophet then asked for a green leaf of a date-palm tree,
broke it into two pieces and put one on each grave. On being asked why
he had done so, he replied, "I hope that their torture might be
lessened, till these get dried."
Faeces radiates towards Allah
Narrated
Abu Aiyub Al-Ansari: Allah's Apostle said, "If anyone of you goes to an
open space for answering the call of nature he should neither face nor
turn his back towards the Qibla; he should either face the east or the
west
Black dogs are devils
Abu
Dharr reported: The Messenger of 'Allah (may peace be upon him) said:
When any one of you stands for prayer and there is a thing before him
equal to the back of the saddle that covers him and in case there is not
before him (a thing) equal to the back of the saddle, his prayer would
be cut off by (passing of an) ass, woman, and black Dog. I said: O Abu
Dharr, what feature is there in a black dog which distinguish it from
the red dog and the yellow dog? He said: O, son of my brother, I asked
the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) as you are asking me, and
he said: The black dog is a devil.
Playing chess is evil
Buraida
reported on the authority of his father that Allah's Apostle (may peace
be upon him) said: He who played chess is like one who dyed his hand
with the flesh and blood of swine.
Aminah and her vagina light
According to accepted sirat, Muhammad's mother had light coming out of her vagina when giving birth to him.
When
the prophet came out of his mothers vagina, the light covered the east
and the west which reached all the way to Sham (Syria today)
sirat ibn hisham 166
Free a Muslim slave, and save your private parts
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "If somebody manumits a Muslim slave,
Allah will save from the Fire every part of his body for freeing the
corresponding parts of the slave's body, even his private parts will be
saved from the Fire) because of freeing the slave's private parts."
Don't ever raise your head
The sin of raising your head before the imam is so great, your face will transform into a donkey.
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Isn't he who raises his head before the
Imam afraid that Allah may transform his head into that of a donkey or
his figure (face) into that of a donkey?"
He pees like a woman
Narrated
Amr ibn al-'As: AbdurRahman ibn Hasanah reported: I and Amr ibn al-'As
went to the Prophet (peace be upon him). He came out with a leather
shield (in his hand). He covered himself with it and urinated. Then we
said: Look at him. He is urinating as a woman does. The Prophet (peace
be upon him), heard this and said: Do you not know what befell a person
from amongst Banu Isra'il (the children of Israel)? When urine fell on
them, they would cut off the place where the urine fell; but he (that
person) forbade them (to do so), and was punished in his grave.
If you disagree with the Qur'an you should go hang yourself
Whoso
is wont to think (through envy) that Allah will not give him (Muhammad)
victory in the world and the Hereafter (and is enraged at the thought
of his victory), let him stretch a rope up to the roof (of his
dwelling), and let him hang himself. Then let him see whether his
strategy dispelleth that whereat he rageth!.
Drunk water while standing up? Puke it out!
Abu
Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying:
None of you should drink while standing; and if anyone forgets, he must
vomit.
Two things the Prophet loves: perfume and women
Al-Hasan
al-Basri wrote: “The Messenger of God said, “The only two things I
cherish of the life of this world are women and perfume.
Ibn Sa'd's Kitab Tabaqat Al-Kubra, Volume 1, Page 380
Aisha
said “The Prophet of God liked three things of this world: Perfume,
women, and food; he had the [first] two, but missed food.”
Ibn Sa'd's Kitab Tabaqat Al-Kubra, Volume 1, Page 380
Don't look up!
Jabir
b. Samura reported: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him)
said: The people who lift their eyes towards the sky in Prayer should
avoid it or they would lose their eyesight.
Abu
Huraira reported: People should avoid lifting their eyes towards the
sky while supplicating in prayer, otherwise their eyes would be snatched
away.
Masturbation leads to a pregnant hand and too much sex leads to death
15. Harm No. 14: Leads to Masturbation
. . .
Just
as it is unlawful and forbidden to commit sexual intercourse with a
strange man or woman, it is likewise forbidden to masturbate.
Unfortunately,
this sin has become widespread in this day and age. In some narrations
of Hadith there are severe warnings against this sin. It has been
mentioned that the person who masturbates shall be resurrected on the
Day of Judgment with a pregnant hand. It has also been mentioned that
the ناکح الید (the one who masturbates) is under the curse of
Allah. Fulfilling one's sexual desires in an unlawful manner is
obviously impermissible. But one should also be cautious of excessive
permissible sex. Too much sexual intercourse spoils the health and
drains one's strength.
Spiritually, one does not get enjoyment in worship and Zikr.
If also causes the child to be born weak and frail. It is for this very
reason that the Buzurgs have advised to preserve the semen. After 15 to
30 days when there is a strong urge to have sex, only then should one
fulfill one's desire. The lion copulates once a year and from that it
breeds offspring.
Similarly, those people who have intercourse after
long intervals of time produce strong and healthy children. Therefore,
moderation is necessary in sexual relations with one's wife, otherwise
excessive sex can even lead to death. My Shaikh, Hazrat Phoulpoori (رحمۃ اللہ علیہ) narrated to us the incident of an Alim who
had a very beautiful wife. Whenever he would come home from running
errands and would see his wife, then he would not be able to control
himself. He used have so much sexual relations that after six months,
instead of discharging semen, blood started to ejaculate from his penis.
This eventually led to a severe fever after which he died. Beauty was
the cause of his death. This is why I advise to have moderation in
permissible things as well. As for the unlawful, then my advice is not
to even go near Haraam. May Allah Ta'ala grant us the ability to practice upon what has been said. Amen
The 14 Harms Of Casting Evil Glances
Shaikh ul Arab wal Ajam Hazrat Maulana Shah Hakeem Muhammad Akhtar Saheb
Muhammad the inadvertent trend-setter has a temper tantrum
Narrated
Ibn. 'Umar: Allah's Apostle wore a gold ring or a silver ring and
placed its stone towards the palm of his hand and had the name
'Muhammad, the Apostle of Allah' engraved on it. The people also started
wearing gold rings like it, but when the Prophet saw them wearing such
rings, he threw away his own ring and said. "I will never wear it," and
then wore a silver ring, whereupon the people too started wearing silver
rings. Ibn Umar added: After the Prophet Abu Bakr wore the ring, and
then Umar and then 'Uthman wore it till it fell in the Aris well from
'Uthman. bin 'Umar : Allah's Apostle wore a gold ring, then he threw it
and said, "I will never wear it." The people also threw their (gold)
rings.
Sahih Bukhari 7:72:756, See also: Sahih Muslim 24:5210, and Sahih Bukhari 7:72:755
Wanna have an affair and steal things? Go ahead!
Narrated
Abu Dhar: The Prophet said, "Gabriel said to me, 'Whoever amongst your
followers die without having worshipped others besides Allah, will enter
Paradise (or will not enter the (Hell) Fire)." The Prophet asked. "Even
if he has committed illegal sexual intercourse or theft?" He replied,
"Even then."
Prophet Muhammad's BO-scented perfume, anyone?
Narrated
Thumama: Anas said, "Um Sulaim used to spread a leather sheet for the
Prophet and he used to take a midday nap on that leather sheet at her
home." Anas added, "When the Prophet had slept, she would take some of
his sweat and hair and collect it (the sweat) in a bottle and then mix
it with Suk (a kind of perfume) while he was still sleeping. "When the
death of Anas bin Malik approached, he advised that some of that Suk be
mixed with his Hanut (perfume for embalming the dead body), and it was
mixed with his Hanut.
Moses slaps the Angel of Death
Narrated
Abu Huraira: The angel of death was sent to Moses and when he went to
him, Moses slapped him severely, spoiling one of his eyes. The angel
went back to his Lord, and said, "You sent me to a slave who does not
want to die.".....
Eat dirty food and lick your fingers clean to starve the devil
Jabir reported: I heard Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) as saying: The Satan is present with any one of you in everything he does; he is present even when he eats food; so if any one of you drops a mouthful he should remove away anything filthy on it and eat it and not leave for the devil; and when he finishes (food) he should lick his fingers, for he does not know in what portion of his food the blessing lies.Sahih Muslim 23:5046, See Also: Sahih Muslim 23:5049
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